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* Held with finger tip against wall with arm outright at 90 degrees for long periods; flat or by the ends depending on how evil you feel, sharpened finger end if a [[brat]] is particularly deserving
* Held with finger tip against wall with arm outright at 90 degrees for long periods; flat or by the ends depending on how evil you feel, sharpened finger end if a [[brat]] is particularly deserving
* At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch
* At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch
* They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous{{Caution|Splinters present an infection risk. Please use appropriate safety precautions.}}
* They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous
{{Caution|Splinters present an infection risk. Please use appropriate safety precautions.}}
=== Toys ===
=== Toys ===



Revision as of 15:42, 14 June 2023

Chopsticks come in various forms from cheap, disposable, wooden pairs to finely crafted metal utensils.

Uses

  • Stabby ends, duh. Works great on ribs, finger webbing, fleshy bits, under the jaw, behind the ears, bottom of feet
  • Similarly, they make a nice impromptu kubotan for pressure points
  • Sushi pinch sensitive bits (nipples, septum, ears, clit)
  • Dragging/rolling over bones (side ribs particularly effective)
  • Kneeling on them
  • Held between back of thigh and calf vertically while kneeling/squatting
  • Held with finger tip against wall with arm outright at 90 degrees for long periods; flat or by the ends depending on how evil you feel, sharpened finger end if a brat is particularly deserving
  • At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch
  • They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous

WARNING Splinters present an infection risk. Please use appropriate safety precautions.

Toys

  • With rubber bands they make great clamps for nipples, genitalia, and tongues.