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* At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch | * At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch | ||
* They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous | * They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous | ||
{{Caution|CautionText=Use of splinters presents an infection risk. Please use appropriate precautions.}} | |||
=== Toys === | === Toys === | ||
Revision as of 16:02, 14 June 2023
Chopsticks come in various forms from cheap, disposable, wooden pairs to finely crafted metal utensils.
Uses
- Stabby ends, duh. Works great on ribs, finger webbing, fleshy bits, under the jaw, behind the ears, bottom of feet
- Similarly, they make a nice impromptu kubotan for pressure points
- Sushi pinch sensitive bits (nipples, septum, ears, clit)
- Dragging/rolling over bones (side ribs particularly effective)
- Kneeling on them
- Held between back of thigh and calf vertically while kneeling/squatting
- Held with finger tip against wall with arm outright at 90 degrees for long periods; flat or by the ends depending on how evil you feel, sharpened finger end if a brat is particularly deserving
- At arm's length, they sting like a motherfucker when used as a switch
- They can be fractured to produce splinters that are historically torturous
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Toys
- With rubber bands they make great clamps for nipples, genitalia, and tongues.